tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13062340444030799982011-11-27T15:40:54.988-08:00LEEBLOGSzakál Péterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10570741894998572684noreply@blogger.comBlogger481100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1306234044403079998.post-31913975226640795972011-01-30T15:57:00.000-08:002011-01-30T15:57:58.105-08:00Köszönés<div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia,Utopia,'Palatino Linotype',Palatino,serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;"><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;">A köszönések összeverekednek a koraesti napfényben</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia,Utopia,'Palatino Linotype',Palatino,serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;"><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;">Szia megkérdezi Helló unokatestvérét:</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia,Utopia,'Palatino Linotype',Palatino,serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;"><span>-<span style="font: 7pt 'Times New Roman';"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;">Hogy lehet az, hogy mindig te nyersz?</span><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;"><span> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia,Utopia,'Palatino Linotype',Palatino,serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;"><span>-<span style="font: 7pt 'Times New Roman';"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;">Mert én vagyok Ha-Lee!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1306234044403079998-3191397522664079597?l=leeeeeeeee.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakál Péterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10570741894998572684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1306234044403079998.post-943072031454094352011-01-30T15:55:00.001-08:002011-01-30T15:55:56.514-08:00Megasztár<div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia,Utopia,'Palatino Linotype',Palatino,serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;"><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;">A Megasztárban összeverekednek a zsűritagok.</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia,Utopia,'Palatino Linotype',Palatino,serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;"><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;">Presser megkérdezi Barnabást:</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia,Utopia,'Palatino Linotype',Palatino,serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;"><span>-<span style="font: 7pt 'Times New Roman';"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;">Hogy lehet az, hogy mindig te nyersz?</span><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;"><span> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia,Utopia,'Palatino Linotype',Palatino,serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;"><span>-<span style="font: 7pt 'Times New Roman';"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;">Mert én vagyok Pé-Lee!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1306234044403079998-94307203145409435?l=leeeeeeeee.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakál Péterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10570741894998572684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1306234044403079998.post-8729523812862426752011-01-28T23:11:00.000-08:002011-01-28T23:11:17.103-08:00Számok<div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">A római számok összeverekednek a kőlapon.</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">A 22-es megkérdezi az 51-est:</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span>-<span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'Times New Roman';"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">Hogy lehet az, hogy mindig te nyersz?</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span>-<span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'Times New Roman';"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">Mert én vagyok LI!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1306234044403079998-872952381286242675?l=leeeeeeeee.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakál Péterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10570741894998572684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1306234044403079998.post-88606043925220821612011-01-28T23:09:00.000-08:002011-01-28T23:09:34.319-08:00Tábortűz<div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">A grilleznivalók összeverekednek a tábortűz körül.</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">A szalonna megkérdezi nyársra felhúzott husi darabokat:</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span>-<span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'Times New Roman';"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">Hogy lehet az, hogy mindig ti nyertek?</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span>-<span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'Times New Roman';"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">Mert mi vagyunk a Sas-Lee-k!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1306234044403079998-8860604392522082161?l=leeeeeeeee.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakál Péterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10570741894998572684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1306234044403079998.post-24668646946046793082011-01-28T23:06:00.000-08:002011-01-28T23:06:20.740-08:00Pék<div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">A péksütemények összeverekednek a kávézó teraszán.</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">A zsömle megkérdezi a hosszúkás alakú sós győztest:</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span>-<span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'Times New Roman';"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">Hogy lehet az, hogy mindig te nyersz?</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span>-<span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'Times New Roman';"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">Mert én vagyok Kif-Lee!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1306234044403079998-2466864694604679308?l=leeeeeeeee.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakál Péterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10570741894998572684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1306234044403079998.post-33871062162835563472011-01-28T23:04:00.000-08:002011-01-28T23:04:51.969-08:00Gyerekszoba<div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">A gyerekszobában megint összeverekednek a kisbaba cuccai.</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">Az új cumi és az éjjeli edény értetlenül tapasztalja, hogy a kendők között nem bírnak eggyel:</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span>-<span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'Times New Roman';"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">Figyelj Bi-Lee, - kérdezi Cuc-Lee - hogy lehet, hogy nem bírunk ezzel a kendővel?</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 9px; line-height: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span>-<span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'Times New Roman';"> </span></span></span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">Hát persze, hiszen ő Parted-Lee!</span></span></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1306234044403079998-3387106216283556347?l=leeeeeeeee.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakál Péterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10570741894998572684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1306234044403079998.post-13845342979011713092011-01-28T23:01:00.000-08:002011-01-28T23:01:11.693-08:00Autó<div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">Az autó csomagtartójában összeverekednek a szerszámok.</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">Az emelő megkérdezi a furcsa, hajlított alakú vascsövet:</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span>-<span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'Times New Roman';"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">Hogy lehet az, hogy mindig te nyersz?</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span>-<span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'Times New Roman';"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">Mert én vagyok Kurb-Lee!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1306234044403079998-1384534297901171309?l=leeeeeeeee.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakál Péterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10570741894998572684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1306234044403079998.post-5323500279424959142011-01-28T12:15:00.000-08:002011-01-28T12:15:03.583-08:00Talán<div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia,Utopia,'Palatino Linotype',Palatino,serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;"><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;">A módosítószavak összeverekednek az angol szótárban.</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia,Utopia,'Palatino Linotype',Palatino,serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;"><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;">A medve megkérdezi a talánt:</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia,Utopia,'Palatino Linotype',Palatino,serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;"><span>-<span style="font: 7pt 'Times New Roman';"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;">Hogy lehet az, hogy mindig te nyersz?</span><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;"><span> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia,Utopia,'Palatino Linotype',Palatino,serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;"><span>-<span style="font: 7pt 'Times New Roman';"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;">Mert én vagyok Probab-Lee!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1306234044403079998-532350027942495914?l=leeeeeeeee.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakál Péterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10570741894998572684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1306234044403079998.post-20675431175848074792011-01-28T12:07:00.000-08:002011-01-28T12:07:21.506-08:00Gumik<div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia,Utopia,'Palatino Linotype',Palatino,serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;"><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;">A kocsikerekek összeverekednek a csomagtartóban.</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia,Utopia,'Palatino Linotype',Palatino,serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;"><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;">A verekedés után a pótkerék megkérdezi a téli gumin üldögélőt:</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia,Utopia,'Palatino Linotype',Palatino,serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;"><span>-<span style="font: 7pt 'Times New Roman';"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;">Hogy lehet az, hogy mindig te nyersz?</span><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;"><span> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia,Utopia,'Palatino Linotype',Palatino,serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;"><span>-<span style="font: 7pt 'Times New Roman';"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;">Mert én ülök Miche-Lee-n!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1306234044403079998-2067543117584807479?l=leeeeeeeee.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakál Péterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10570741894998572684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1306234044403079998.post-83357182604142619882011-01-28T12:02:00.000-08:002011-01-28T12:02:36.948-08:00Gyerekszoba<div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia,Utopia,'Palatino Linotype',Palatino,serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;"><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;">A gyerekszobában megint összeverekednek a kisbaba cuccai.</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia,Utopia,'Palatino Linotype',Palatino,serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;"><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;">Az új cumi megkérdezi az éjjeli edényt:</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia,Utopia,'Palatino Linotype',Palatino,serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;"><span>-<span style="font: 7pt 'Times New Roman';"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;">Figyelj Bi-Lee, lehet, hogy eddig mindig te nyertél, de figyelmeztetlek, hogy én vagyok Cuc-Lee!</span><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;"><span> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia,Utopia,'Palatino Linotype',Palatino,serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;"><span>-<span style="font: 7pt 'Times New Roman';"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;">?!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1306234044403079998-8335718260414261988?l=leeeeeeeee.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakál Péterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10570741894998572684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1306234044403079998.post-1869034672042156112011-01-28T11:56:00.000-08:002011-01-28T11:56:27.662-08:00Üstökös<div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia,Utopia,'Palatino Linotype',Palatino,serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;"><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;">Az üstökösök összeverekednek a Kuiper-övben.</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia,Utopia,'Palatino Linotype',Palatino,serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;"><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;">Kohoutek megkérdezi a 2061-ben visszatérőt:</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia,Utopia,'Palatino Linotype',Palatino,serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;"><span>-<span style="font: 7pt 'Times New Roman';"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;">Hogy lehet az, hogy mindig te nyersz?</span><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;"><span> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia,Utopia,'Palatino Linotype',Palatino,serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;"><span>-<span style="font: 7pt 'Times New Roman';"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;">Mert én vagyok Hé-Lee!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1306234044403079998-186903467204215611?l=leeeeeeeee.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakál Péterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10570741894998572684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1306234044403079998.post-84286917978921632642011-01-28T10:32:00.000-08:002011-01-28T10:32:02.875-08:00Edény<div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia,Utopia,'Palatino Linotype',Palatino,serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;"><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;">A gyerekszobában összeverekednek a kisbaba cuccai.</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia,Utopia,'Palatino Linotype',Palatino,serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;"><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;">A cumi megkérdezi az éjjeli edényt:</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia,Utopia,'Palatino Linotype',Palatino,serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;"><span>-<span style="font: 7pt 'Times New Roman';"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;">Hogy lehet az, hogy mindig te nyersz?</span><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;"><span> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia,Utopia,'Palatino Linotype',Palatino,serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;"><span>-<span style="font: 7pt 'Times New Roman';"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial,sans-serif;">Mert én vagyok Bi-Lee!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1306234044403079998-8428691797892163264?l=leeeeeeeee.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakál Péterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10570741894998572684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1306234044403079998.post-14858154507280271212011-01-28T04:17:00.000-08:002011-01-28T04:17:27.589-08:00Hentes<div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">A csemegepulton összeverekednek a hentesáruk.</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">A parizer megkérdezi az debreceni közeli barátját:</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span>-<span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'Times New Roman';"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">Hogy lehet az, hogy mindig te nyersz?</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span>-<span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'Times New Roman';"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">Mert én vagyok Virs-Lee!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1306234044403079998-1485815450728027121?l=leeeeeeeee.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakál Péterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10570741894998572684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1306234044403079998.post-54022185798869023012011-01-28T04:14:00.000-08:002011-01-28T04:14:18.657-08:00Csepel<div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">A kerékpárok összeverekednek az alaszkai hóesésben.</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">A Schwinn megkérdezi az egyik magyar MTB-t:</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span>-<span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'Times New Roman';"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">Hogy lehet az, hogy mindig te nyersz?</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span>-<span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'Times New Roman';"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">Mert én vagyok Ma-Lee!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1306234044403079998-5402218579886902301?l=leeeeeeeee.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakál Péterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10570741894998572684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1306234044403079998.post-71744089176410609792011-01-28T04:11:00.000-08:002011-01-28T04:11:59.880-08:00Szigetek<div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">A szigetek összeverekednek a Burger Kingben.</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">Mallorca megkérdezi az Indonéziából érkező kis mitugrászt:</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span>-<span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'Times New Roman';"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">Hogy lehet az, hogy mindig te nyersz?</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span>-<span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'Times New Roman';"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">Mert én vagyok Ba-Lee!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1306234044403079998-7174408917641060979?l=leeeeeeeee.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakál Péterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10570741894998572684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1306234044403079998.post-75376574999242871122011-01-28T04:09:00.000-08:002011-01-28T04:09:35.397-08:00Jó napom van<div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">A keresőprogramok összeverekednek a Kalahári sivatagban.</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">A Yahoo megkérdezi a másikat:</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span>-<span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'Times New Roman';"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">Hogy lehet az, hogy mindig te nyersz?</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span>-<span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'Times New Roman';"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">Mert én vagyok Goog-Lee!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1306234044403079998-7537657499924287112?l=leeeeeeeee.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakál Péterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10570741894998572684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1306234044403079998.post-49442799581888606602011-01-27T22:37:00.000-08:002011-01-27T22:37:54.129-08:00Madarak<div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">A madarak összeverekednek az esőerdei vízesés alatti, fürdőző meztelen amazonokkal teli tavacskája fölött.</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">A sas megkérdezi a legkisebb madárkát:</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span>-<span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'Times New Roman';"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">Hogy lehet az, hogy mindig te nyersz?</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span>-<span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'Times New Roman';"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">Mert én vagyok Kolibr-Lee!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1306234044403079998-4944279958188860660?l=leeeeeeeee.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakál Péterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10570741894998572684noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1306234044403079998.post-63604689875471942862011-01-27T15:03:00.000-08:002011-01-27T15:04:55.183-08:00kocsmaÖsszeverekednek a kocsmában a poharak. Az egyik mindig nyer. Kérdezik a többiek:<br /> -Hogy lehet, hogy mindig te vagy a győztes?<br />- Én vagyok a söröskrig-LEE<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1306234044403079998-6360468987547194286?l=leeeeeeeee.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ivan az empatikushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13359627518846176101noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1306234044403079998.post-47815241223797270522011-01-26T22:41:00.000-08:002011-01-26T22:41:27.711-08:00Tej<div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">A tejesdobozok összeverekednek a Cora hűtőszekrényében.</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">A cseh tej megkérdezi a magyart:</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span>-<span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'Times New Roman';"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">Hogy lehet az, hogy mindig te nyersz?</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span>-<span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'Times New Roman';"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">Mert én vagyok Mil-Lee!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1306234044403079998-4781524122379727052?l=leeeeeeeee.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakál Péterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10570741894998572684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1306234044403079998.post-64646024219698592932011-01-26T22:39:00.000-08:002011-01-26T22:39:14.002-08:00Női táska<div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">A pipereszerek összeverekednek a női táskában.</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">A fésű megkérdezi a kölnit:</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span>-<span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'Times New Roman';"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">Hogy lehet az, hogy mindig te nyersz?</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span>-<span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'Times New Roman';"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">Mert én vagyok Pacsu-Lee!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1306234044403079998-6464602421969859293?l=leeeeeeeee.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakál Péterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10570741894998572684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1306234044403079998.post-35709337653989486172011-01-26T22:38:00.000-08:002011-01-26T22:38:21.547-08:00ENSZ<div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">A nemzetközösség képviselői összeverekednek az irodaház parkolójában.</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">A kínai megkérdezi a törököt:</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span>-<span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'Times New Roman';"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">Hogy lehet az, hogy mindig te nyersz?</span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="color: #333333; font-family: Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px; margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"><span>-<span style="font: normal normal normal 7pt/normal 'Times New Roman';"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;">Mert én vagyok A-Lee!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1306234044403079998-3570933765398948617?l=leeeeeeeee.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakál Péterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10570741894998572684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1306234044403079998.post-2032925801837362702011-01-26T14:39:00.000-08:002011-01-26T14:42:09.554-08:00UltiUltizás közben a bemondások összeverekednek, az egyik nagyon megveri a többieket.<br />Kérdezik tőle a többiek:<br />-Hogy lehet, hogy mindig te nyersz?<br />- Hát én vagyok a bet-LEE<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1306234044403079998-203292580183736270?l=leeeeeeeee.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Ivan az empatikushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13359627518846176101noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1306234044403079998.post-14570056702356680652011-01-26T09:16:00.000-08:002011-01-26T09:16:15.490-08:00Csomag<div class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">A csomagolóanyagok összeverekednek a postán.</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">A spárga megkérdezi a kartont:</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";"><span>-<span style="font: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">Hogy lehet az, hogy mindig te nyersz?</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";"><span> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";"><span>-<span style="font: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">Mert én vagyok Papunddek-Lee!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1306234044403079998-1457005670235668065?l=leeeeeeeee.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakál Péterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10570741894998572684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1306234044403079998.post-67154163015608102022011-01-26T09:14:00.001-08:002011-01-26T09:14:40.605-08:00Úton<div class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">A közlekedési eszközök összeverekednek az úttesten.</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">Az autó megkérdezi a kerékpárt:</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";"><span>-<span style="font: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">Hogy lehet az, hogy mindig te nyersz?</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";"><span> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";"><span>-<span style="font: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">Mert én vagyok Bicik-Lee!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1306234044403079998-6715416301560810202?l=leeeeeeeee.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakál Péterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10570741894998572684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1306234044403079998.post-9122900632963250152011-01-26T09:13:00.000-08:002011-01-26T09:13:38.645-08:00Bólyai<div class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">A Bólyai Intézetben összeverekednek a matematikusok. </span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">Végül csak ketten maradnak állva:</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">-<span style="font: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">Hogy lehet az, hogy mi nem bírunk egymással?</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";"> </span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">-<span style="font: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">Mert én vagyok Krám-Lee, te pedig Czéd-Lee!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1306234044403079998-912290063296325015?l=leeeeeeeee.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakál Péterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10570741894998572684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1306234044403079998.post-54985755320320353942011-01-26T08:39:00.000-08:002011-01-26T08:39:47.583-08:00Lézer<div class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">Az európai gigaprojektek összeverekednek a pályázati irodán.</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">A Berlin-London alagút terve megkérdezi a szegedi lézerközpont tervét:</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";"><span>-<span style="font: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">Hogy lehet az, hogy mindig te nyersz?</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";"><span> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";"><span>-<span style="font: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">Mert én vagyok E-Lee!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1306234044403079998-5498575532032035394?l=leeeeeeeee.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakál Péterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10570741894998572684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1306234044403079998.post-77494778961359476122011-01-26T08:35:00.000-08:002011-01-26T08:35:07.432-08:00Seb<div class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">A zúzódások összeverekednek.</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">A horzsolás megkérdezi a szem alattit:</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";"><span>-<span style="font: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">Hogy lehet az, hogy mindig te nyersz?</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";"><span> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";"><span>-<span style="font: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">Mert én vagyok Monok-Lee!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1306234044403079998-7749477896135947612?l=leeeeeeeee.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakál Péterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10570741894998572684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1306234044403079998.post-37932170379768988262011-01-26T08:33:00.000-08:002011-01-26T08:33:54.842-08:00Ütés<div class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">Az ütések összeverekednek a harcban.</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">A rúgás megkérdezi a pofont:</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";"><span>-<span style="font: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">Hogy lehet az, hogy mindig te nyersz?</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";"><span> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";"><span>-<span style="font: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">Mert én vagyok Tas-Lee!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1306234044403079998-3793217037976898826?l=leeeeeeeee.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakál Péterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10570741894998572684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1306234044403079998.post-14455160287546167032011-01-26T08:31:00.000-08:002011-01-26T08:31:45.614-08:00Szép<div class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">A koleszban összeverekednek a srácok.</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">Pisti megkérdezi a legszebbet:</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";"><span>-<span style="font: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">Hogy lehet az, hogy mindig te nyersz?</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";"><span> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";"><span>-<span style="font: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">Mert én vagyok De-Lee!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1306234044403079998-1445516028754616703?l=leeeeeeeee.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakál Péterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10570741894998572684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1306234044403079998.post-44140753525464301812011-01-26T08:25:00.000-08:002011-01-26T08:25:11.357-08:00Paprikás<div class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">A gulyáslevesben összeverekednek az alkotóelek.</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">A kolbász megkérdezi a csipetkét:</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";"><span>-<span style="font: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">Hogy lehet az, hogy mindig te nyersz?</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";"><span> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";"><span>-<span style="font: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">Mert én vagyok Noked-Lee!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1306234044403079998-4414075352546430181?l=leeeeeeeee.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakál Péterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10570741894998572684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1306234044403079998.post-13878583997347601062011-01-26T08:23:00.000-08:002011-01-26T08:23:31.611-08:00Konyha<div class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">A konyhában összeverekednek a kisszékek.</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">A támla nélküli megkérdezi a legkisebbet:</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";"><span>-<span style="font: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">Hogy lehet az, hogy mi nem bírunk egymással?</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";"><span> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";"><span>-<span style="font: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">Mert én vagyok Sám-Lee, te meg Hoked-Lee!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1306234044403079998-1387858399734760106?l=leeeeeeeee.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakál Péterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10570741894998572684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1306234044403079998.post-61932192468975260602011-01-26T08:20:00.000-08:002011-01-26T08:20:09.061-08:00Post-it<div class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">Az íróasztalon összeverekednek az irodaszerek.</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">A radír megkérdezi a jegyzettömböt:</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";"><span>-<span style="font: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">Hogy lehet az, hogy mindig te nyersz?</span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";"><span> </span></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";"><span>-<span style="font: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">Mert én vagyok Cet-Lee!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1306234044403079998-6193219246897526060?l=leeeeeeeee.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakál Péterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10570741894998572684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1306234044403079998.post-58109812420018044262011-01-26T08:17:00.000-08:002011-01-26T08:17:58.157-08:00Szennyes<div class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">A gardróbban összeverekednek a cuccok.</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">A nyakkendő megkérdezi a ruhaszárító kötelet:</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";"><span>-<span style="font: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">Hogy lehet az, hogy mindig te nyersz?</span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36pt; text-indent: -18pt;"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";"></span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";"><span>-<span style="font: 7pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">Mert én vagyok Frego-Lee!</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1306234044403079998-5810981242001804426?l=leeeeeeeee.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakál Péterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10570741894998572684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1306234044403079998.post-69723931917957244292011-01-26T05:52:00.001-08:002011-01-26T06:33:09.724-08:00PartyA legénybúcsú kérkedik, hogy ő a legfaszább éjszakai szórakozási forma. Ezt persze nem lehet annyiban hagyni, jönnek sorban a retro party, a disco night, és a többiek. A legénybúcsú azonban mindegyiküket megveri. Egyszercsak előtoppan egy új kihívó, és agyba-főbe veri a legénybúcsút.<br />Kérdezik tőle:<br />- Hát Te meg ki vagy, hogy erősebb vagy mindnyájunknál?<br />- Nem tudtátok? Én vagyok a lánybu-lee!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1306234044403079998-6972393191795724429?l=leeeeeeeee.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>akuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16461788463461419994noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1306234044403079998.post-32587401197806611912011-01-26T05:42:00.000-08:002011-01-26T05:47:07.910-08:00DodekaéderDúl a haddelhadd az öreg Éder mester műhelyében. Hullanak a szögek, puffog a kalapács, harsog a fűrész. Lassan elcsitul a csatazaj, csak egy legény marad talpon a sufniban. Kérdezik is tőle a szerszámok:<br />- Hát az meg hogy lehet, hogy mindannyiunkat legyőztél?<br />- Nem tudjátok? Úgy, hogy a nevem Pumuk-lee!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1306234044403079998-3258740119780661191?l=leeeeeeeee.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>akuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16461788463461419994noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1306234044403079998.post-65543320600510020832011-01-26T05:24:00.000-08:002011-01-26T05:47:50.370-08:00WienerschnitzelMár régóta feszültség van a népies műzenei irányzatok között. A country végül nem bírja tovább, leüti a klezmert, mire kitör a verekedés. Hamarosan csak a bécsi eredetű osztrák szórakoztató irányzat marad talpon. Kérdik tőle a többiek:<br />- Hát az hogy lehet, hogy te mindenkit legyőzöl?<br />- Nem tudtátok? Én vagyok a Sram-lee!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1306234044403079998-6554332060051002083?l=leeeeeeeee.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>akuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16461788463461419994noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1306234044403079998.post-40105119052345808462011-01-26T05:19:00.000-08:002011-01-26T05:23:46.380-08:00Alfa leeÖsszevesznek a zöldségek, nagy verekedés van kialakulóban. A burgonya azonban mindenki mást megver. Kérdezik is tőle, hogy van az, hogy Te mindenkit legyőzöl? Mire a burgonya: Hát nem tudtátok, hogy én vagyok a krump-lee?<br /><br />Update: baszki, ez már volt. Eddig miért nem láttam?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1306234044403079998-4010511905234580846?l=leeeeeeeee.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>akuhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16461788463461419994noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1306234044403079998.post-78358642622422379212011-01-25T22:46:00.007-08:002011-01-25T22:46:53.931-08:00Hevisaurus<div class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">A rock dínók összeverekednek a koncertturné közepén.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">Hevisaurus megkérdezi a billentyűst:<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: Arial;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">-<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">Hogy lehet az, hogy mindig te nyersz?<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: Arial;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">-<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">Mert én vagyok Mil-Lee Pil-Lee!<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1306234044403079998-7835864262242237921?l=leeeeeeeee.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakál Péterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10570741894998572684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1306234044403079998.post-45808424755956308062011-01-25T22:46:00.005-08:002011-01-25T22:46:39.234-08:00Baromfiudvar<div class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">A kerti állatok összeverekednek a baromfiudvarban.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">A kiskakas megkérdezi a kutyát:<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: Arial;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">-<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">Hogy lehet az, hogy mindig te nyersz?<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: Arial;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">-<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">Mert én vagyok Pu-Lee!<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1306234044403079998-4580842475595630806?l=leeeeeeeee.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakál Péterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10570741894998572684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1306234044403079998.post-90558459847467864272011-01-25T22:46:00.003-08:002011-01-25T22:46:20.752-08:00Csésze<div class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">A betegségek összeverekednek a petri csészében.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">Az egyik vírus megkérdezi az egyik baktériumot:<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: Arial;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">-<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">Hogy lehet az, hogy mindig te nyersz?<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: Arial;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">-<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">Mert én vagyok Co-Lee!<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1306234044403079998-9055845984746786427?l=leeeeeeeee.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakál Péterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10570741894998572684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1306234044403079998.post-64240150219111539362011-01-25T22:46:00.001-08:002011-01-25T22:46:05.635-08:00Raktárban<div class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">A kerékpárbelsők összeverekednek a raktárban.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">Az egyik megkérdezi a leginkább felfújtat:<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: Arial;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">-<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">Hogy lehet az, hogy mindig te nyersz?<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: Arial;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">-<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">Mert én vagyok Te-Lee!<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1306234044403079998-6424015021911153936?l=leeeeeeeee.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakál Péterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10570741894998572684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1306234044403079998.post-55294942053677214562011-01-25T22:45:00.007-08:002011-01-25T22:45:51.335-08:00Brüsszel<div class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">A köztársasági elnökök összeverekednek Brüsszelben.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">A német megkérdezi a magyart:<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: Arial;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">-<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">Hogy lehet az, hogy mindig te nyersz?<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: Arial;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">-<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">Mert én vagyok Pa-Lee!<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1306234044403079998-5529494205367721456?l=leeeeeeeee.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakál Péterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10570741894998572684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1306234044403079998.post-43695662693387177762011-01-25T22:45:00.005-08:002011-01-25T22:45:38.693-08:00remiz<div class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">A tömegközlekedési járművek összeverekednek a remízben.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">Az autóbusz megkérdezi a kötöttpályás járművet:<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: Arial;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">-<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">Hogy lehet az, hogy mindig te nyersz?<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: Arial;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">-<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">Mert én vagyok Vil-Lee!<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1306234044403079998-4369566269338717776?l=leeeeeeeee.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakál Péterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10570741894998572684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1306234044403079998.post-66125969630266922192011-01-25T22:45:00.003-08:002011-01-25T22:45:23.603-08:00busz<div class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">A tömegközlekedési járművek összeverekednek a remízben.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">A villamos megkérdezi az elektromos autóbuszt:<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: Arial;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">-<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">Hogy lehet az, hogy mindig te nyersz?<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: Arial;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">-<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">Mert én vagyok Tro-Lee!<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1306234044403079998-6612596963026692219?l=leeeeeeeee.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakál Péterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10570741894998572684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1306234044403079998.post-53062461118006371202011-01-25T22:45:00.001-08:002011-01-25T22:45:05.181-08:00Járda<div class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">A testrészek összeverekednek a járdán.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">A láb megkérdezi a kezet:<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: Arial;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">-<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">Hogy lehet az, hogy mindig te nyersz?<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: Arial;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">-<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">Mert én vagyok Prac-Lee!<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1306234044403079998-5306246111800637120?l=leeeeeeeee.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakál Péterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10570741894998572684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1306234044403079998.post-77828601342952085382011-01-25T22:44:00.005-08:002011-01-25T22:44:48.940-08:00TESCO<div class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">A zacskók összeverekednek a TESCO-ban.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">A szatyor megkérdezi a papírzacskót:<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: Arial;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">-<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">Hogy lehet az, hogy mindig te nyersz?<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: Arial;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">-<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">Mert én vagyok Stanec-Lee!<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1306234044403079998-7782860134295208538?l=leeeeeeeee.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakál Péterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10570741894998572684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1306234044403079998.post-72538623654905740422011-01-25T22:44:00.003-08:002011-01-25T22:44:32.401-08:00A hűtőben<div class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">A hűtőben összeverekednek a húsáruk.<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing"><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">A szalámi megkérdezi a debreceni öccsét:<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: Arial;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">-<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">Hogy lehet az, hogy mindig te nyersz?<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="MsoNoSpacing" style="margin-left: 36.0pt; mso-list: l0 level1 lfo1; text-indent: -18.0pt;"><!--[if !supportLists]--><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family: Arial;"><span style="mso-list: Ignore;">-<span style="font: 7.0pt "Times New Roman";"> </span></span></span><!--[endif]--><span style="font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";">Mert én vagyok Virs-Lee!<o:p></o:p></span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1306234044403079998-7253862365490574042?l=leeeeeeeee.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakál Péterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10570741894998572684noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1306234044403079998.post-48788533122081646132011-01-25T11:33:00.000-08:002011-01-25T11:34:34.766-08:00ZöldségekA kertben összeverekednek a zöldségek.<br />A sárgarépa megkérdezi a burgonyát:<br />- Hogy lehet, hogy mindig te vagy a győztes?<br />- Mert én vagyok Krump-LEE!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1306234044403079998-4878853312208164613?l=leeeeeeeee.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Szakál Péterhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10570741894998572684noreply@blogger.com0